...That's someone's description of a net.
I first saw it in a UKIP (United Kingdom Independence Party) news-sheet that I was reading, last week. Hadn't heard that expression before, but I like it!
And here's a photo of me wearing my fav collection of holes, while doing a bit of bed-making!
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PS: I see I did three blog entries in 2011, two in 2012 and three last year! I'm going to see if I can do a bit better than that, this year.